When your cable company raises its rates, you have to get a
second job.
When you have to get a second job, you apply for a lot of
jobs you don’t necessarily like.
When you apply for jobs you don’t necessarily like, you wind
up interviewing for a customer service job at Direct TV
When you interview for a customer service job at Direct TV, they
find out that you directed a few artsy student films in college.
When Direct TV finds out that you directed a few artsy student
films in college, they hire you to direct their latest commercial because their
last director quit because he felt like a fucking two-bit hack.
When Direct TV hires you to direct their latest commercial
because their last director quit because he felt like a fucking two-bit hack,
you gamely try to direct their commercial so you can afford your cable bill.
When you gamely try to direct Direct TV’s latest commercial
so you can afford your cable bill, you direct yet another one of their crappy
fucking commercials.
Don’t direct yet another one of Direct TV’s crappy fucking
commercials. Get Direct TV.
I choked the cable and satellite (beams down) a long time ago, but this is funny if you haven't. In that (#notfunny) way.
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