It was just before dawn one beautiful morning
In Hundred Acre Wood
It was peaceful, quiet and calm
And nothing could go wrong
Or at least so it would seem
But there was a loud sound
And it shook all the ground
And the animals all slowly woke
It made all the earth shake
Like a major earthquake
Or hellfire coming from the skies
Winnie's honey pots broke

Eeyore's ears competely fell off
And Rabbit was completely crushed by a tree.
Owl's home was destroyed
The Heffalump was annoyed
And Piglet was turned into ham stew
And my eyes still grow damp to remember
Christopher Robin tried
To save all his stuffed friends 

It was dark all around, dead animals on the ground
When the Tiggers broke free
And no one survived
From A.A. Milne's greatest works. There were all left behind
Most of them dead, the rest of them dying
And that's how that fucking Tigger
Took Winnie the Pooh from me.