He
threw a fastball that made hitters sad
Yuni
was badder than bad
Danger,
danger when you swing through the pitch
Yuni
missed and made baseball nerds mad
Everything
bad, nothing good
Yuni
tried the best that he could
When
he reached the plate for his at bats
Yuni
knew just where he stood
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuni
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuneye
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuni
Yuni
Yuni you’re gonna die
There
he stood 0-2
Knowing
just what to do
He
swung from the heels every time
Numbers
minded fans thought he blew
Traditional
fans caused a scene
Said
sabermetric douchebags were mean
Ain’t
no difference if you like numbers or not
Making
fun of Yuni’s obscene
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuni
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuneye
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuni
Yuni
Yuni you’re gonna die
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuni
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuneye
Yuni
Yuni Yuni Yuni
Yuni
Yuni you’re gonna die
